The Doctor: "Well, this is a whimsical mental exercise. Something comical but not too hubristic. Ah, how about Warning: Contains weaponized willpower."
Q: "What... this is like that thing that was big like, 20 years go with those get to know you lists that went around on the internet, right? Someone asked me what my email was so they could send me one. I punched them in the face. Okay, Lily is telling me I should try to have some fun and do this. Warning, may unexpectedly introduce your face to a solid surface at high speed."
Pasqua Hawthorne: "Oh, these <b>are</b> fun. Hmmm... Warning: If you think you've won against me, you haven't been paying attention."
Marie Hawthorne: "Yay!, my sister is in a good mood! OkayOkayOkay. Warning: May cause spontaneous smiles and curious glances with the power of numbers. Oh! I have another one! Warning: May spontaneously start talking about the universe. Proceed with caution, or prepare to be enlightened! ... I've got another! Wait... where are you going?"
Ottah Al-Aten: <smiles politely> "Warning: May give you exactly what you want."
Annette Morlet: <pouts at Ottah> "C'est bien. I could have used that one. Mmm, Warning: High chance of wet curves, extreme thirst, late nights, and a need for Gatorade."
Gregory Sween: "... I'm not doing this."
Wallace Archer: "... ... ... I am the warning."
Trinten MacGyver: "Oh, there are so many that would be good. If I had to narrow it down? Hm. Warning: May spontaneously be awesome."