John Sample
Vital Stats
Name:John T. Sample
Hair Color: Blonde/White
Eyes: Blue
Height: 6'11"
Build: Scarecrow
Nationality: American
Quote: "I told him to keep to the tour group at all times. Well, I thought he was listening. Iím sure that he will return shortly. Yes, yes, not a hair on his head touched. Well, I simply canít make a promise for the rest of him. Ö Madame, please stop crying."


Hailing from everywhere and nowhere simultaneously, John T. Sample is the quintessential showman. As purveyor of The Impossible House, he weaves tales with a liarís ease and moves through rooms as if he was born for the trapeze, winning friends and courting enemies with often the same breath. If thereís a question to be answered, he deflects it, if thereís a mystery to be unraveled, he tangles it, never letting the truth get in the way of a good intrigue. Ever affable but never gullible, John T. Sample seems to always know the next disaster around the corner (with every chance he had a hand in it).