"Sy Devore suits, nothing says classic like 'em."
"I know, things like this make people think I'm a blueblood, or a sympathizer of them. I'm not. They know the price of everything, and the value of nothing. I know the value of everything... and don't give a fuck about the price, one way or another."
"One of my more casual outfits, but the right hat... makes any outfit snazzy."
"A night in New York City, enjoying a cigar."
"New York City isn't bad... if you don't mind the crowds... the traffic... the trash... ... I don't spend alot of time there anymore."
"Enjoying the skyline when a guest took this picture."
"One of the little places I go to get away. Usually with a companion. Or two. Or... well, anyhow. It's a great secluded vacation spot."
"Just climbed off my motorcycle after a fun ride."
"A nice view of Cacibajagua, and one of my favorite Rat Pack era suits."
"Yes, It's a tux. No, I didn't wear it by choice. Black tie affair. I clean up nice though, huh?"
"A regular vest, shirt and tie. A little boring, but I had a meeting."
"I'm not sure when this was taken, I was obviously at the Ace... either I was deep in thought, or in one of my rare bad moods. Rockin' that fedora though, damn I'm good looking, even all brooding."
"A shot of me out on the West Coast. I rented the biggest, worst fuel economy thing I could. It's not that I'm 'anti-green', but those pompous fucks out there needs to back off about what other people like to drive."
(sing-songy) "Oh yes it's 80's night, and the feeling's right... oh what a night!" (regular voice) "I'm ignoring the fact that song came out in 1979... cause it's funnier that way."
"A little laid back, clothing wise. How's my innocent face? That's good, ain't it?"
"Jeans go awesome with dress shirts, ties, and sports jackets. Hell, jeans, a plain tee-shirt, and a nice jacket... very cool."
"A few years back I read some 'fashion tips for men' article... and the writer said something like 'No guy should ever wear a double breasted suit'. I had this picture taken just to show him how wrong he was. Then I'll probably punch him in the face for being a fashion sheep. If someone likes the way they look in something, especially if other people agree... then don't let guys like that dampen your confidence or style. These are also the jackasses that say a woman who's 5'10 and weighs more than 80 pounds is fat.... gonna add a kick to the nuts to that punch in the face."